October 2012
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What would it be like to have the Avengers as...
Me: Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
Captain America: I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
Ironman: Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
Hulk: Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
Thor: THIS MIDGARDIAN DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS DEALING WITH. AS THE PRINCE OF ASGARD HE SHALL SUFFER GREATLY FOR HIS CRIMES!*thunder boom*
Black Widow: Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
Hawkeye: Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
Loki: *mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!
Oct 14th
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September 2012
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Sep 19th
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Sep 14th
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August 2012
1 post
My Kids' Future
Kid: Can you tell me what was it like for you growing up?
Me: I had a good life. I had parents, I had friends, I had fun, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Kid: Um, fire nation-
Me: -And then I took that bloody arrow to the knee-
Kid: But that doesn't-
Me: -And then Voldemort came out of Mordor and killed my parents-
Kid: Okay, now I know that's Harr-
Me: And my brother Dean went to hell after selling his soul for me-
Kid: That's the plot to Sup-
Me: And the Doctor was supposed to come save us all but he had to save Sherlock from falling off that building so Watson wouldn't be distraught forever and they could return to Narnia but they all failed and now we're all doomed and the world's going to end with Loki as king on a throne that says "EHEHEHEHEHEHE" every time he moves.
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
Me:
Kid: You do realize-
Me: Go do your homework. Winter is coming.
Aug 31st
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July 2012
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Jul 29th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Yeah, I watch True Blood for the plot.....
*drools* tinkchic:
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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April 2012
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“Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.”
– Unknown
Apr 12th
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent...”
– Martin Golding
Apr 12th
November 2011
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Nov 6th
October 2011
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Oct 31st
“Jokaisella meistä on kaksoisolento joka aina ilmaantuu jonnekin aiheuttamaan...”
– Sven Hassel, Petetty armeija
Oct 19th
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